Beansssssssssss.  Aesop's tales of childhood vegetable-eating woes, as recounted in the song, "Grace" from the Skelethon album. 

EAT THE GOD DAMN BEANS!

Graphically interpreted by the most excellent Alex Pardee.

Printed on an Anvil Baseball Raglan.  These run a bit big, please check the measurements.

Sizing:

Large size measures 23" wide x 32 1/2" long.

XL size measures 26" wide x 33" long.

Measurements are taken by inches and are approximate.
Chest measurements are taken from arm pit to arm pit.
Length measurements are taken from the top of shoulders to the bottom hem line.